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Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!
Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
163 chars (2 sms)
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..
"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
402 chars (3 sms)
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,
main churail hoon.
Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
168 chars (2 sms)
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se boht
Payary Lagtay hain ?
Maloom hai kahan se ?
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Door say
133 chars (1 sms)
Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
172 chars (2 sms)
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:
Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!
161 chars (2 sms)
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
100 chars (1 sms)
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye
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tum UNMARRIED ho
149 chars (1 sms)
A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
302 chars (2 sms)
What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
392 chars (3 sms)
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
187 chars (2 sms)
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
256 chars (2 sms)
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
238 chars (2 sms)
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..
175 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
195 chars (2 sms)