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Ikhtiar e Neend To Kab Ki Hum Se Chhoot Gai..
Ab To Sirf Bistar Pr Rasm e KaRwat Nibha Rahay Hain..!
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
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lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir khan nahi jo
all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
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'My prayer for You:
May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,
so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'
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Woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
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."Faraz"
Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....
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'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That
Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'
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'"We shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present."
- Thomas Edison'
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1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!
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You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World. U Will Either Have To Adjust Or U Will Have To Compromise U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..? And U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..
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Itni Si “DUA” Hai K
Har Any Wale
“Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me
“Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe
“Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1
“Tamana” Har 1
“Khwahish”.
Tumhare
“Honton” Tak
Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa”
Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna
“KHAYAL RAKHNA”
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'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
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'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
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'Meri har wafa par tum b wafa krna
na me tm ko khafa kron
na tm mujh ko khafa krna
apni dosti ka sooraj kbhi ghuroob na ho
a dost khuda se bas yehi dua krna'
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