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"kaisa waqt a gaya hai osei fursat he
nahi mujhei yad karne ki
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kabhi wohi shakhs meri hi sansoon se jiya krta tha"
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Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!
So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
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Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
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Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Qadeer>.
"Dream is not What you see in Sleep..
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep.
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Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
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G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-Mobile beeps
O-One msg recieved
R-Read&enjoy
N-Never mind
I-Its
N-New way 2 wish u
G-good morning
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"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
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Most irritating and ann0ying moment:
You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !
Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !
You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
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Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
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Mian Roz Gunah Krta Hun...
Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON Say.....
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Main Majboor Apni Aadat Say...
Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT Say
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A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.
Dad, look the trees r going behin!
Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed
"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"
MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
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Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
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Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?
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i Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"
But
I Do Need Someone Who
"Knows About The Bad Things
In Me N And Still Wants To
Spend The Whole Life With Me!"
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"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.
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