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Ye Shart-e-Mohabbat bhi Ajab hy ,
Main Pura Utroon to woh Miyar badal Deta hai ...........!!!!
95 chars (1 sms)
Jab tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna bhi pasand nahi kia.
193 chars (2 sms)
Lambi Umeedoon se door raha karo , Kiun keh woh tumharey pass majod NAIMTOON ko haqeer baan deti hain...!!
106 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
172 chars (2 sms)
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
160 chars (1 sms)
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
159 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
178 chars (2 sms)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
159 chars (1 sms)
If i had the letters “HRT” I could’ve add “EA” to get “HEART” or “U” to get “HURT”. I would rather add “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.
154 chars (1 sms)
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!
355 chars (3 sms)
Haqiqat ho tum kese tumhay sapna kahu,
Qurban hai meri jaan tujh par
kise tere siwa mein apna kahu
AK
101 chars (1 sms)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
146 chars (1 sms)
"life is very similar to a boxing ring.
Defeat is not final when you fall down.
it is final when you refuse to get up..."
121 chars (1 sms)
Morning Time a Cup of Hot Hello,
A Plate
of
Crispy Wishes,
A Spoon
of
Sweet Smile
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A Slice
of
Great Sucs's.
Only 4 U.
Enjoy
U'r day.
133 chars (1 sms)
When u r single, U see Happy Couples Everywhere,
but
When u r Married, u see Happy Singles Everywhere....
105 chars (1 sms)