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Umeedo''n kI Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana
Is Jahan Se Alag Dunya Mat Basana
Aaj Mood Hai Tou SMS Ker Raha Hoon
Roz Roz Intizar Main Palkian Mat Biochana . . . ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Once Rani Mukerji Was Given Punishment To Eat 1000 Chewingums. . . . She Was Scared Bt Then Suddenly Saif Ali Khan Said SumThing In Her Ears & She Started Eating. . . What Did He Say. . ?
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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->
354 chars (3 sms)
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
441 chars (3 sms)
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /
Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "
The Girl Said : " NO . . "
Then . . .
They Live . . .
Happy Ever After . . . ;->
216 chars (2 sms)
God Is Very Kind To Women. . .
The Older They Get, The Weaker Get Their Eyesight. So That They Look In The Mirror And Say :
" I Still Look As Good As I Was 10 Years Ago . . . "
185 chars (2 sms)
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
191 chars (2 sms)
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
157 chars (1 sms)
'' Happy Teachers Day "
Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
154 chars (1 sms)
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
135 chars (1 sms)
Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....
lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....
woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...
agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??
arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
304 chars (2 sms)
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
153 chars (1 sms)
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
171 chars (2 sms)
U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .
CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .
CITY Of My Eyez . . .
SANTRO Of My Thought . . .
CIVIC Of My Job . . .
MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .
In Short
"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
228 chars (2 sms)
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
132 chars (1 sms)
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
150 chars (1 sms)