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An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?
Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .
Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Sundar Larki
Tumhain
Tumhari
Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
283 chars (2 sms)
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,
Ammi dho day
256 chars (2 sms)
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less . . .
508 chars (4 sms)
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pe-PeeeeeeeP...
PeeeeeeeeeeeP..
Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....
Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
244 chars (2 sms)
A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
189 chars (2 sms)
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,
There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.
Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"
again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".
But the condition still the same.
The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
592 chars (4 sms)
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna
Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna
Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna
O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
209 chars (2 sms)