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Height of Orkuting...!
Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!
Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
130 chars (1 sms)
Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,
conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,
ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
304 chars (2 sms)
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy
A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
194 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Patience, Courage & Lazyness aT The Same Time . . . .
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Sitting on Beach Waiting for a TSUnami Wave To Clean Up Ur ASS . . . . ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
161 chars (2 sms)
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
194 chars (2 sms)
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
150 chars (1 sms)
bhikari: sahab 6 rs de do chaae peeni hai
sahab: lekin chae to 3 rs ki aati hai
bhikari sharmate huwe: wo girl friend b saath hai na
139 chars (1 sms)
Hight of Friendship..
Osama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
94 chars (1 sms)
Height of satte bazi...
GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee
88 chars (1 sms)
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
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tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
306 chars (2 sms)
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,
Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,
Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,
Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
164 chars (2 sms)
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
60 saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)