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Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
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What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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Height of Orkuting...!
Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!
Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
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QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???
1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...
2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..
3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
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HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy
A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
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Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
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Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen
Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga
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BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?
BOY2: MAZAAR.
BOY1: Q?
BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
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Height of secrecy...
Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol
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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
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Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
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A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
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tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
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Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,
Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,
Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,
Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
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