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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
333 chars (3 sms)
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
103 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
146 chars (1 sms)
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
189 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
258 chars (2 sms)
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,
Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
109 chars (1 sms)
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
243 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
293 chars (2 sms)
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
283 chars (2 sms)
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
292 chars (2 sms)
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
468 chars (3 sms)
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.
nahi samj ai ????
ya lo
aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
146 chars (1 sms)