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New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
135 chars (1 sms)
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...
Chahy ap mai
"INSANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
307 chars (2 sms)
Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
437 chars (3 sms)
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
445 chars (3 sms)
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai
Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!
Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~
He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
489 chars (4 sms)
~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~
He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
489 chars (4 sms)
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
162 chars (2 sms)
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
170 chars (2 sms)
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
106 chars (1 sms)
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
324 chars (3 sms)