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Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe
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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
151 chars (1 sms)
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
316 chars (2 sms)
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
334 chars (3 sms)
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
342 chars (3 sms)
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
310 chars (2 sms)
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
158 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
162 chars (2 sms)
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
436 chars (3 sms)
I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
130 chars (1 sms)
Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
461 chars (3 sms)
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
139 chars (1 sms)
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
191 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
248 chars (2 sms)