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Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
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A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
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Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
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Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
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Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo...
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur
''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
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Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
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Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly
or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena
mery dost that u r in LOVE...
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1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
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Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
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Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->
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Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
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Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
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SHORT and SWEET SAYING :
"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
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