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Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..
375 chars (3 sms)
khuda salaamat rakhe un ko jo hum se nafrat karte hain....
"FARAZ"
pyar na sahi nafrat hi sahi kuch to hy jo sirf hum se karte hain....
154 chars (1 sms)
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado
"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.
"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado
"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.
SUBHAN' ALLAH
361 chars (3 sms)
Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se
" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,
" Q K "
" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"
" Aik he ha " .
147 chars (1 sms)
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
148 chars (1 sms)
'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?
Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!
Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'
288 chars (2 sms)
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
444 chars (3 sms)
classic example for students of different age
groups :-
1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..
6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...
10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....
12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...
Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
431 chars (3 sms)
Best Message for Youth:
"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
103 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
135 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
140 chars (1 sms)
?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............
70 chars (1 sms)
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
158 chars (1 sms)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
157 chars (1 sms)
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
136 chars (1 sms)