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What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?
Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message
Choice is Yours .. :)
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Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
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A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?
Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
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Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(
Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(
Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D
Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.
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_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
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Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
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Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .
Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
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dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
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Exam k lie har book perhli mene
,FARAZ,
Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
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Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta
Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta
Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta
Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USKI ROOH M UTAR CHUKAY HAI.......................
SAHIL.....................
WO AJEEB SHAKHS HAI K APNAY DIL MAIN DEKHTA HE NAHI..........................
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Dedicated to all Girls
"LARKIYAN"
Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain
Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain
ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain
Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain
Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
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