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Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
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Aaj mere "JANAZY" main sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ
jab kay kal hum tanhaiyon kay khoof sy mar gay......
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Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.
Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
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Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
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Barish k baad aksar mera dil doob sa jata hai "Faraz",
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K tu bhi kahin mujhe chor kar chala na jaye baadalon ki tarha.
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Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.
Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
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Kisi ki chahat ko saza mat dena,
Kisi ki mohabat ko dagha mat dena,
Jisey tum bin jeeney ki aadat na ho,
Usey kabhi lambi umar ki dua mat dena.
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Uski chahat se iqrar na karte,
Uski qasmon ka aitbaar na karte,
Agar pata hota k hum sirf mazaaq hain unke liye,
Qasam se hum jaan de dety par pyar na karte.
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Aziz hai mujhe har cheez se dosti uski,
Utar gayi hai mere dil mein saadgi uski,
Wo apne aap se kese juda karega mujhe,
Wo rooh hai aur mein zindagi hoon uski.
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Hont keh nahi sakte ye fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazron se dil ki baat hojaye,
Kis umeed se karte hain hum intzaar raat ka,
K shayad sapno mein aap se mulaqaat hojaye.
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Aisa kya likhoon k tere dil ko taskeen pohunche Amjad....
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Kya yahi kaafi nahi k tum yaad aa rahe ho.
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Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
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Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
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Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!
270 chars (2 sms)