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A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
268 chars (2 sms)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
225 chars (2 sms)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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?
?
Both don’t exist.
82 chars (1 sms)
Dear Customer,
Ur Remaining Sleeping Time Has Expired.
So..
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
&
Get Up.
&
Say 2 All
|””V””|
G(,”)(“,)D
L__M__I (‘,’)Rning!!
167 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,
Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?
Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
192 chars (2 sms)
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
416 chars (3 sms)
(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)
Ajab andaaz hain mere,
Hazaaron raaz hain mere,
Anokhe saaz hain mere,
Sabhi aijaz hain mere,
Kaise abhaam hain mere,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,
Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,
Yahi to kaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,
Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,
Nasheela jaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.
474 chars (3 sms)
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
112 chars (1 sms)
Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,
Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Zabt karo to behtar hai,
Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,
Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,
Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,
Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
327 chars (3 sms)
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
150 chars (1 sms)
Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.
102 chars (1 sms)
Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,
Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,
Roshni lene waley kya jaane,
Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.
168 chars (2 sms)
Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"
135 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday
Sardar :
13th Oct
Interviewer :
Which Year ?
Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
134 chars (1 sms)