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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???
Doosrey dost ne kaha
Larka Maamu ban jata hy
Or
Larki Phuppho..,
156 chars (1 sms)
(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)
"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".
130 chars (1 sms)
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
146 chars (1 sms)
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
108 chars (1 sms)
Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha
Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
255 chars (2 sms)
I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at
Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...
193 chars (2 sms)
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
177 chars (2 sms)
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
433 chars (3 sms)
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
179 chars (2 sms)
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
149 chars (1 sms)
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
176 chars (2 sms)
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
178 chars (2 sms)
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,
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Warid
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
180 chars (2 sms)
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
138 chars (1 sms)