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Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
256 chars (2 sms)
New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
167 chars (2 sms)
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..
Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain..
148 chars (1 sms)
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
290 chars (2 sms)
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
155 chars (1 sms)
All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!
For details visit:
www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)
165 chars (2 sms)
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->
/GooD MorninG\
Have a Blessed Day (:->
133 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
164 chars (2 sms)
Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
429 chars (3 sms)
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
514 chars (4 sms)
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
171 chars (2 sms)