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Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
316 chars (2 sms)
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
256 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
220 chars (2 sms)
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
169 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
144 chars (1 sms)
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,
u fell down in mud
i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.
Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.
Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
192 chars (2 sms)
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..
PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??
LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..
MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..
SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..
LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..
SawAL yE hy k..
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JAb
MurGhi
AndA
FrEE
Me
DEti hy..??
To BAzAAr
Me
Rs.6
Ka
Q
BiktA
Hy...? =P ;->
487 chars (4 sms)
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
173 chars (2 sms)
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
179 chars (2 sms)
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
428 chars (3 sms)
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
91 chars (1 sms)
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
171 chars (2 sms)