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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
319 chars (2 sms)
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia
saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
251 chars (2 sms)
Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
294 chars (2 sms)
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
133 chars (1 sms)
Dekhtay hAin k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "Yes" mein deta hAi??
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.....Light hAi ? :-)
......Reply must ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
132 chars (1 sms)
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
263 chars (2 sms)
Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo MEre Liye Hua Hai
FARAZ
Mana K Iss Zameen Pe Wo MEra Nahi HAi WO
95 chars (1 sms)
Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
FARAZ
Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga
91 chars (1 sms)
WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi
84 chars (1 sms)
Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai Badal Jana
97 chars (1 sms)
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
FARAZ
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain
110 chars (1 sms)
Bicherte Waqt Kyun Na Perh Saka Nighaon Ki Zuban
FARAZZ
Usey To Iss Fun Per Pura Uboor Tha
100 chars (1 sms)
Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray...
Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi...
Wafaain koi humse seekhay "Faraz"
"Jisse" toot ke chaha "Usse" khabar bhi nahi..!
175 chars (2 sms)