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Sad Poetry

is raat ki tanhaiyo k sb rang badal gye hain, chand nikla hai waise hi andhere badal gye hain, jin k bharosey thi khushiyan vo loog badal gye hain, manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai kuch rasety badal gye hain, jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne vo dost bichar gya hai, dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne vo khwab badal gye hain, jo baney thay kabhi humsafar aj wo he mukar gye hain, is totey hoye dil k sarey jazbat badl gye hain, na badley kabhi HUm na badley kabhi humhare khyalat BUS rona hai yahi KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

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1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

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Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

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Funny

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

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Funny

GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge

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Poetry

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?

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Bärishon me bheeg kr

Bärishon me bheeg kr, Wo aksar kaha karta tha, Mjhe 2 chezen boht pyari lgti han, ik barish aur ik tum, Barish mjhe islye pyari lgti ha, Q k barish tmari yaden le kr ati ha, Tum mjhe islye pyary lgty ho, Q k tmari yaden, Barish ko or b pyara bna deti han, Aj barish me akele bheeg kar, ....JANE q.... Mera dil mjse bar bar keh rha tha, K me barish ki hr ik bound se puchun, Kya usy barishen aj b pyari lgti häin...?

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Zalim sms of 2011

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha lift chahiye kya? larki boli. abu main hun

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fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge? Student: Shadi. Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge? Student: Dulha. Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge? Student: Dulhan. Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge? Student: Bahu laoon ga. Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain? Student: Pota. Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai? Student: Shadi.."

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usay kahna

USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay

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SAD LOVE SMS

'' USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

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Common sense

Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu.. wah wah! zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu.. phir? phir kya? Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P Common sense :D

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hum na jaen

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

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Hont

Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ? . . . Socho.... . . . . Socho . . Socho. . . . . . . Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho..... . . . . Moo band hota hai aur kya ?

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Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

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