Search Results for 'kya'
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
112 chars (1 sms)
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k
"I am the m0st cute & charming pers0n
0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...
300 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
144 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?
Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya
Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.
Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
272 chars (2 sms)
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
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Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
155 chars (1 sms)
Height of dedication
Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
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Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
132 chars (1 sms)
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
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Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,
Chai hum pilaty nahi,
Roti ka time nahi,
Botal ka mosam nahi,
Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
183 chars (2 sms)
Kya Aap Janty Hain
2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?
Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain
Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain
Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain
Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain
Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi
PYAR HO TO ESA HO.
278 chars (2 sms)