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ISHQ KARNAY K B KUCH AADAAB HOTAY HEIN..
JAGTI ANKHOON MAY B KUCH KHAWAB HOTAY HEIN..
HAR KOI ROO DAY YA ZARORI TU NAI..
KHUSHK ANKHOON MAY B SAYLAB HOTAY HEIN rizzy
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kitny ghuroor sy ulajtye ho mairy sath: meri jaan...................... tumhain maloom b hai mery paas koi aur nahi tery siwa
125 chars (1 sms)
Aik Bewafa K Zakhmun Pa Marham Lagane Hum Gae Marham Ki Qasam Marham Na Mila Marham Ki Jaga Mar Hum Gae
104 chars (1 sms)
Hope is a rope that swings us through life
always believe that 2day is better than yesterday
Assalam-o-alaikum
Good morning...
128 chars (1 sms)
mere bachpan ke din bhi kia khub the......!
Iqbal
be namazi bhi tha aur br gunah bhi............!
100 chars (1 sms)
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
"Kia kehti hay?"
"Kehti hay
'I LOVE U 2'
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
150 chars (1 sms)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:
BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.
171 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
210 chars (2 sms)
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
139 chars (1 sms)
Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
112 chars (1 sms)
Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”
152 chars (1 sms)
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
162 chars (2 sms)
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
240 chars (2 sms)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
168 chars (2 sms)