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We will now upgrade your brain,
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NO BRAIN found…!
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U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
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Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
102 chars (1 sms)
7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
158 chars (1 sms)
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
127 chars (1 sms)
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
102 chars (1 sms)
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
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Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
119 chars (1 sms)
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
128 chars (1 sms)
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
159 chars (1 sms)
Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
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Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.
164 chars (2 sms)