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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
198 chars (2 sms)
GREAT NEWS !!!
Call Ufone 2 Ufone & Ufone 2 Other Netwrk FREE @ Rs.3/month ...
Just Type
"UFONE MERE ABBAY KA HAI"
& Send it to 420 !!
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un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ
maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
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Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say
Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say
MEeeaAOOon;-)
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5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
Waterproof towel
Solar powerd tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powerd wheelchair
Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
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A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.
A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
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Ufone ka new package.
"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr
us sa cheen lejiay"
Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
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Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,
tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
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''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''
Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"
R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.
Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
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Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
151 chars (1 sms)
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.
Pakistan,
in 15 mins
the machine was stolen.
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Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,
wah wah
Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
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