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Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi
Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti
To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
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Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy
Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy
phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy
Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati
phir apna
ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
318 chars (2 sms)
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney
Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart
Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain
çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
141 chars (1 sms)
Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi
iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
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Ek larki thi dewani C
Mobile lekr chlati thi
Nazren jhuka k
Sharma k
Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi
Kuch krna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se drti thi
Jb b mlti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai
Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi
T.V ka remote hai.
328 chars (3 sms)
Kya zamana aaya he!
Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!
pata he kya?
Nahen na
KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
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The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .
The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz
to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .
So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected
Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon
Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
164 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kiya Ha
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Wah wah
Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare
Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
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A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
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1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"
Ghareeb bola:
"Maza hi hoga Sahib"
"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
158 chars (1 sms)
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
120 chars (1 sms)
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
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UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
ST__PID
B__DH__
BEWAK__F
__LL__
Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U
Ufone
Its all about U
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A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
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