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You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
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To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
306 chars (2 sms)
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Dr ny pucha
tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.
PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.
Meera''s 25th birthday.
9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.
EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.
Shoaib completes 12 years ban.
Imran khan still not satisfied.
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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli
agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
150 chars (1 sms)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?
2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein ''1''
Kahan Ata Hai?
164 chars (2 sms)
My
eyes:
Miss u
My
feelings:
LOve u
My
mind:
Calls u
My life is U
I''ll die without u
I LOVE U
Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai
Sambhal usko
165 chars (2 sms)
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
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GREAT NEWS !!!
Call ufone 2 ufone & ufone 2 Other Network @ Rs.0/month.
And LIFE TIME FREE SMS!
Just Type
"UFONE Meray bap ka hai"
& Send it to 333.......!
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Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life
Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!
163 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,
PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,
Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
167 chars (2 sms)
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
160 chars (1 sms)
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
1. It wont happen again
2. I m single
3. She is jus a frnd
4. Im Sorry
5. I like u
6. I dont wanna loose U
7. Im telin d truth;-)
169 chars (2 sms)