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ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
166 chars (2 sms)
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
168 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
171 chars (2 sms)
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,
Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,
Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,
Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
165 chars (2 sms)
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,
Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
160 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
162 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
167 chars (2 sms)
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha
DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna
Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
171 chars (2 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
453 chars (3 sms)
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai
Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.
But I Like The Way You Think...
227 chars (2 sms)
Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
160 chars (1 sms)
Log kehty hn,
pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,
hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
169 chars (2 sms)
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
105 chars (1 sms)
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"
Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-
150 chars (1 sms)
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
157 chars (1 sms)