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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
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Why we don''t study whole year &
Spent sleepless nights during Exams?
Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,
Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
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Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.
Son: Why?
Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
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FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
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Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)
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Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs
Cycle
Macmillan
Telephone
Graham Bell
Telescope
Galileo
Exams
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
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Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
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