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''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''
443 chars (3 sms)
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
381 chars (3 sms)
''''A man had his credit card stolen.
He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
138 chars (1 sms)
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
129 chars (1 sms)
''tune to muje chora hi nhe sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''
102 chars (1 sms)
''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''
292 chars (2 sms)
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
219 chars (2 sms)
''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''
164 chars (2 sms)
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!
K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,
SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....
R U SURA?????
U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
167 chars (2 sms)
''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.
Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com''
515 chars (4 sms)
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
311 chars (2 sms)
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
212 chars (2 sms)
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
153 chars (1 sms)
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420''
69 chars (1 sms)
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
147 chars (1 sms)