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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
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''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
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''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''
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''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
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''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''
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''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
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Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''
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''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
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''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
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''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
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''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
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''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
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