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''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
121 chars (1 sms)
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
128 chars (1 sms)
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
167 chars (2 sms)
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
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''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
145 chars (1 sms)
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
119 chars (1 sms)
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
91 chars (1 sms)
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
79 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
71 chars (1 sms)
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
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