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JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
1.Science say gira Arts may atka
2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara
3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag
4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka
5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay
6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati
7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana
8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
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Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM
Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!
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Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy
Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,
Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola
"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun
Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
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BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.
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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?
Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.
Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
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Cheel Uri..
Kaw_wa Ura..
Maina Uri..
Cheeri Uri..
Tota Ura..
MENDAK Ura.
Ooopppps
Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya...
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Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
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Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
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PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??
PathAn BoLA
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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or
bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
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Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?
halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
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Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
"SURF EXCEL HENA"
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Twinkal twinkal little star,
Teri girl friend gyi bazar,
Osko mil gya dosra piyar,
Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
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Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
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Sweetest xcuse
A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
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