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KFC New Prices.
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
163 chars (2 sms)
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
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to
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to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
110 chars (1 sms)
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
174 chars (2 sms)
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
170 chars (2 sms)
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
117 chars (1 sms)
Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
Kya karOn Adat se hay!
199 chars (2 sms)
Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
172 chars (2 sms)
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
104 chars (1 sms)
Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .
157 chars (1 sms)
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/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!
198 chars (2 sms)
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon
apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon
ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka
sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
179 chars (2 sms)
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon
apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon
ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka
sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
179 chars (2 sms)
Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
140 chars (1 sms)
Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K Jaam Mein Zehar hai Lekin.!
Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k HuM Thukra Na Skay… !
119 chars (1 sms)
Waqt Badalta Hai Zindagi Ke Sath Zindagi Badalti Hai Mohabbat Ke Sath Mohabbat Nahi Badalti Apno Ke Sath Bas Apne Badal Jate Hain Waqt Ke Sath,
145 chars (1 sms)