Search Results for 'i'
Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
125 chars (1 sms)
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-Mobile beeps
O-One msg recieved
R-Read&enjoy
N-Never mind
I-Its
N-New way 2 wish u
G-good morning
155 chars (1 sms)
Dunia main khobsorat dil ki talas karochehray ki nahi
kion ka khobsorat chehray to bohat hain lekin
khobsorat dil bohat kam hain.
129 chars (1 sms)
"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
142 chars (1 sms)
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:
You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !
Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !
You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
270 chars (2 sms)
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
170 chars (2 sms)
Mian Roz Gunah Krta Hun...
Wh Chupata Hai Apni REHMATON Say.....
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Main Majboor Apni Aadat Say...
Wh MAshoor Apni REHMAT Say
130 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
211 chars (2 sms)
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.
Dad, look the trees r going behin!
Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed
"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"
MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
609 chars (4 sms)
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
193 chars (2 sms)
Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?
162 chars (2 sms)
i Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"
But
I Do Need Someone Who
"Knows About The Bad Things
In Me N And Still Wants To
Spend The Whole Life With Me!"
169 chars (2 sms)
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.
251 chars (2 sms)
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~
550 chars (4 sms)
Ye Shart-e-Mohabbat bhi Ajab hy ,
Main Pura Utroon to woh Miyar badal Deta hai ...........!!!!
95 chars (1 sms)