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Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,
Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein
92 chars (1 sms)
ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein
kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein
khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz
kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
177 chars (2 sms)
"Main Barson Sy Jannat Ki Talaash Mein Nikla Hua Tha..,
faraz...
Laikin Thak k Aaj Phir "MAA" K Qadmou Mein Aa Gira....!!
123 chars (1 sms)
ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein
kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein
khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz
kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
177 chars (2 sms)
Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum
Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,
Bheega Bheega Mosam,
Sookhey patton ka Shor,
Andhery ki Sargoshi,
Dharkan ki Aahat,
Qismat se apne Shikway,
Tere ehsas ka atoot bandhan,
Tere sath guzre pal,
Tere loat aanay ke Umeeden,
Tere raste pe nazar,
Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,
Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,
Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,
368 chars (3 sms)
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA
DOST
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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi
"Sar" Mai Hy
(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
169 chars (2 sms)
Agr koi pyari si larki ap ko BHAI kahy to ghabrany ki baat nahe.
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Us lrki ko zabrdast sa thapr marain or kahain:Yhan kahan ghom rahe ho,jao ghr jao.
161 chars (2 sms)
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
149 chars (1 sms)
Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay
"Faraz"
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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!
117 chars (1 sms)
chhor de atibar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz
jo dilon me bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.
91 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
154 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
524 chars (4 sms)
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
160 chars (1 sms)
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
163 chars (2 sms)
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
160 chars (1 sms)