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English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
147 chars (1 sms)
Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"
"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"
"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"
"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"
"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"
"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"
"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"
"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
263 chars (2 sms)
Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.
275 chars (2 sms)
TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata
Ye Kesi Muhabat Hy K mjhe Kehna Nhi Ata
Zindgi Me Aa Jao mri Zindgi Bn Kr
K Tere Bn mujhe Zinda Rehna Nhi Ata.
154 chars (1 sms)
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
102 chars (1 sms)
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya
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148 chars (1 sms)
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
494 chars (4 sms)
Hargiz aisey shakhs ki dosti ikhtiyaar na karo jo tumhari buraayion ko yaad rakhay aur tumhari khubiyon ko bhool jaaye...
121 chars (1 sms)
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
120 chars (1 sms)
Muddat se jin ki aas thi, Woh milay b tou kuch youn milay,
Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, Woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
126 chars (1 sms)
English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
388 chars (3 sms)
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
90 chars (1 sms)
Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen
FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi
NOKRI karo
155 chars (1 sms)
kal mene apne sare gham asmanan ko suna deye faraz
bus phir main sota raha or wo rota raha ekely tanaha..
106 chars (1 sms)
jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..
Par ab pta chala
K..
Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se
Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..
183 chars (2 sms)