Men; 1817 Jokes
Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man To His Friend:
My Wife Died Yesterday.!!
I m Trying To Cry;-(
But Tears r Not Coming Out:->
Wat To Do.?
Sardar:
No Problem
Just Imagine
She Is Back:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls! Girl: Any proof?
Boy: You always say intelligent but u never say intelliLADIES.. :-p
Great people
Great thoughts.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Boy Took A Book From His Shelf To Study All The Other Books Fell On Him & He Died...
Moral: Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko Uthaya... So Be Safe. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larka: Ro kyu rhi ho?
Larki: Mere Marks Boht kum aye hain.
Larka:kitne aye hain?
=Larki:sirf 88%
Larka: Bibi Khuda ka khof kr
Itne mei to 2 larke Pass ho jate hein.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 student ne MBA ka form Bhartay huay watchman se pocha :
janab kaisi hay yeh university?
WATCHMAN:
Bohat hi Achi hay. main ne b yahan se he MBA kya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek utility store k bahar lambi line thi:
1 Aadmi bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr k peechay phenk dete.
Aadmi: Lage raho, Main Bhi Aaj Store Nahin Kholunga. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:
Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!
Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.
Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)