Main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.

Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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