Ek baat hamesa yaad rakhna..
Ek baat hamesa yaad
rakhna..
2 cheeje kismat walo ko milti Hai..
.
1) Samose ke sath extra chatni...
Aur
2) without boyfriend wali acchi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 915 views
Similar Jokes
1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
.
Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
.
Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ...
Wah Wah
But Pappu Can't Dance Sala
Wah Wah Wah
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood..
.
Bf- Janu bore ho rha hun, ek joke suna na.
.
Gf- okkkk... I LOVE U...
.
Bf- Acha tha, or ek suna...
.
* Blocked...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A song 4 You!
Agar Tum Mil Jao
.
Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.
Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.
Bas Tum Mil Jaao.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,
Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola,
Husband: “Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon?”
Tabhi Wife Zor se Chillayi: “Chhakkaaaa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi Road par pada tha.
Policeman- itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Sharabi- mazburi thi
Policeman- kya mazburi thi?
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandark saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.HAHAHAHA
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)