Message of the weak
Message of the weak !
Lambi Urraan K Bad Ghonsle Mein Chirriya Louti To Bachon Ne Poocha:
Maa Aasman Kitna Baraa Hai...?
Chirriya Ne Bachon Ko Apne Paron Mein Samet'te Huwe Kaha:
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So Jao haramkhoro, ak to jab ati hun ultay sidhay sawalat se sar me dard kar dete ho.
so jao
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1136 views
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