5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views

Pathaan's wish: when i die

Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not
screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctar Pagal Se

Doctar Pagal Se
Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway

Pagal:
Main Ne 1 Bewa Se Shaadi Ki
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li
Youn Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gae
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hoi
Magr Main Uski Naani Ka Shohar Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi B Hui
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?

Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?

Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Height Of coolness

Height Of coolness

Two Friends after finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...

Friend "Dude which paper was it"
Friend "May be maths"
Friend "Hmmm...that means you read the paper?"
Friend "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)