5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1084 views

Sardar fog main berhti hua

1 Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Shuru Hogai.
Sardar Ki Topi Par Goli Lagi,
Sardar Hathyar Phaink K Bhag Gya Or Bola
Aqalmand K Liye Ishara Kafi Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re?

Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Light Theory

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1sardar ko 3bomb mile

1sardar ko 3bomb mile
wo police ko dne chala gya

Sathwla admi bola-agr koi bomb raste me fat gaya to

Sardar"Jooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)