Men; 1817 Jokes
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr darty darty pochta hai.
“Movi sab,
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Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One American boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya
Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??
Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam "PARLE MARIE",Oil Ka Naam "SHALI MAR" Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”
Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah
GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje,
jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gay!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka ghada kho gayaa tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Banta: arey, tumhaara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Santa: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske saath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jaata na!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apna cellphone leke dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)