Search Results for 'kare'
Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?
Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,
Munda call kare tan MR. CALL
Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL
133 chars (1 sms)
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
140 chars (1 sms)
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
in number''s ko is tarha arrange karein k jis taraf se b add karein ''15'' answer aaye.
Its challenge.. ;->
Answer :
4|9|2
3|5|7
8|1|6
;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Slct an alphabat n i''ll tell u k aap kya hasil karenge is sal me.
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D
G
J
M
P
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W
Rply me 2 get an answer!
120 chars (1 sms)
Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :
1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho
2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga
3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti
4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat
5: Aj to meri kher nai
6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga
7: Hansi a rhe hy
8: Allah kre movie achi aye
9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae
10: Rona a rha hy ;->
503 chars (4 sms)
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
Reply Me.
258 chars (2 sms)
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil Karey.
190 chars (2 sms)
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
128 chars (1 sms)
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
165 chars (2 sms)
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
199 chars (2 sms)
Baarish ki bunde deewana banaye,
tan ko bhigoye mann ki aag bhadkaye,
aaj jai sajan dur humare waqt ki baat hai,
par dil ko hum kaise samjhaye.
Labon par aye woh naam ho tera,
bheju jo woh paigaam ho tera,
aankhein jo dekhe woh khawab ho tera,
dhadkan kare jiska intezar woh intezar ho tera.
300 chars (2 sms)
Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite
136 chars (1 sms)
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha
dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega.
Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.
148 chars (1 sms)
hoo chuki hy raat ab soo bhe jaiye jo hy dil k kareeb un k khayaloon main kho jaiye kr raha hoo ga koi intezaar aap ka khuaboon main he sahe un sy mil to aaiye ... good night
175 chars (2 sms)
Ai yaad-e-yaar tujh se kareN kyaa shikaayateN
Ai dard-e-hijr hum bhii to patthar ke ho gaye
93 chars (1 sms)