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A bOy lOst In The mAll
Started Shouting
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WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
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MA
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Q. which day is stronger..!
Sunday Or Monday...??
The Answer is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday(Weak day
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Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
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Movies Related to College Life
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta
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Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
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Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
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Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
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Advertisements By The Manufacturer Of LAdies Panties
" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
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The End
U have Just Watched My New Film:
TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
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Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
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Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
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What Is The Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!
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Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
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Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
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When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,
its LOVE
Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,
then its Khujli...
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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