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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
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Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
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Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
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Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?
niche dekho..
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
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Power Of One ...
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
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What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
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A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman
As Long As
He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->
[Oscar Wilde]
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If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
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2 Friends . . . See & Saw
One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .
Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
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Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
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Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
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Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..
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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
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Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
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