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1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
200 chars (2 sms)
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
246 chars (2 sms)
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??
Answer :
Mere Pass
Mere Pass
NOKIA Hai Aur Usme
BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
183 chars (2 sms)
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.
One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,
And He Replied
22 Girls,
33 Boys And Me"
166 chars (2 sms)
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???
A-Crow-t
77 chars (1 sms)
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
101 chars (1 sms)
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .
I Promise You
I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?
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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
187 chars (2 sms)
I Was Standing In The Park
Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger
As They Get Closer . . .
Then
It Hit Me . . . ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
but but but
LIAR=me
142 chars (1 sms)
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.
We Have Got All The Cricketers,
Said The Angels.
Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .
160 chars (1 sms)
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
126 chars (1 sms)
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
78 chars (1 sms)