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FunnY BuT tRuE...!
Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.
Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried
But fucked often.
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Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,
Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,
Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,
Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
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PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan
[~!~] a m Y
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Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
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Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?
Dhuz?
no
Dhooz?
no
Thish?
Nahi bhai
Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
9 boys came with roses.
1 boy came with
"Molvi"
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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
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U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time
N Thats me ;->
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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
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Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
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By All Means Marry
If U Get A Gud Wife
U’ll Become Happy
&
If U Get A Bad One
U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
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Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
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