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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
169 chars (2 sms)
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
161 chars (2 sms)
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
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What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
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2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
161 chars (2 sms)
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
130 chars (1 sms)
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
117 chars (1 sms)
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
324 chars (3 sms)
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
172 chars (2 sms)
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
161 chars (2 sms)
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
195 chars (2 sms)
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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