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If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
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When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
&
Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
131 chars (1 sms)
If U''re Not Using Your Smile
U''re Like Man With A
Million Dollars In the Bank
And
No
Check Book
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Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!
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Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
393 chars (3 sms)
Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..
Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"
WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
262 chars (2 sms)
peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam
Rishwat khan
Zillat khan
Mutafiq khan
Ajeeb khan
Hairat khan
Makan khan
Ma''loom khan
Pathjhar khan
Zameen khan
Akhrot khan
187 chars (2 sms)
Phoolo ko phool pasand he
Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he
kisi ki pasand se hame kya
hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he
wah wah
170 chars (2 sms)
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
323 chars (3 sms)
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
205 chars (2 sms)
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
160 chars (1 sms)
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska
Asif Zrdari
169 chars (2 sms)
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
165 chars (2 sms)
Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
169 chars (2 sms)